What types of women are there?Someone once said that all women are the same. Nonsense! This boor had a poor imagination, and he considered all women only as females. Or he was fed up with his scandalous and ugly wife, and he, poor thing, tried to calm himself down in this way. Well, or something else... But let's not talk about that. Real men know very well that we are all different. And with our dissimilarity, we can twist the brains of even the smartest representative of the stronger sex. So, in order to reduce brain loss to a minimum, these smart women divided female images into categories. Such guidelines that allow them to adhere to at least some logic in communication with the weaker sex. We exist perfectly well without it, but men need logic! Otherwise - confusion, instability and other troubles. So, let them come up with their own classifications for us. In the meantime, we will find out what statuses they have assigned to us.
How do women see men?
It was necessary to declare such a thing – all womenthe same! Nothing of the sort! After all, even animals of the same breed have different personalities. What can we say about the weaker half of humanity! If we were the same, would men lose their heads when communicating with us? Each woman is capable of doing something at any moment that would easily stupefy anyone. Including her. What can we say about men, even if they are seven spans in the forehead... Of course, it is easier for them to divide us into types in order to have at least some idea of what to expect from a lady of a particular category. Okay, let's forgive them for trying to reduce women's personalities to common denominators. What can you do, men, they are men. It is better to see what categories they have divided us into. And decide how correct these categories are. From a man's point of view, there are:
Malvinas Women
These are extremely self-confident ladies.dictatorial type. Malvinas love to command and are convinced that everything around them will not move forward without their instructions. These are women who pay special attention to their appearance. Flawless makeup, carefully selected clothes for a particular occasion, a neat hairstyle - that's their strong point. Poor men! Even in bed, Malvina tries to maintain her status and can become concerned about the state of her appearance at the most inopportune moment. Which is why her partners have a persistent feeling that they are having sex with a robot. It must be said that Malvinas prefer to choose for themselves who and when to sleep with. They are capricious, overly demanding and willful. Men are afraid of women of this type - you never know whether she will drag you into bed or send you away. Therefore, strong, self-sufficient representatives of the stronger sex prefer not to mess with Malvinas. But spineless weaklings stick to them like bath leaves. However, Malvina is quite happy with this – weaklings can be regularly and severely punished for their misdeeds. But this trick won’t work with an independent man. He will turn around and leave. And Malvina will immediately hate this Karabas-Barabas;
Type of women - Cinderella
Cinderella, according to her fairy tale prototype,the girl is unpretentious and modest. Her hard work goes beyond all reasonable limits, - Cinderella is ready to work around the clock. She does not know how to refuse requests and can work for free. Cinderellas will work overtime, sit with someone's children on weekends, lend money for an indefinite period ... But to lie with a man who needs it - no way. Cinderellas' reliability does not extend to the intimate area of \u200b\u200blife. There is nothing to catch here for lovers of easy relationships. Persuading Cinderella to have sex is the same as torturing a partisan during interrogation - it is easier to shoot than to achieve something. She can belong only to her prince. The one who fits into this image will be pleased. Cinderellas are not conflictual, caring and quite sexy. In any case, they are affectionate and do not resist experiments in bed. Well, if the prince gets tired of everything and runs off to look for the princess, they let him go without making any claims;
Type of women - Thumbelina
Thumbelinas are sweet women in need ofhelp and protection. Their cherished dream is to find someone who will solve all their problems. In this regard, Thumbelinas are indiscriminate. Will you meet a reliable elf? Great. After all, he is young and handsome! Have you met an elderly fat mole? That will do too. The main thing is that it is calm and warm next to him. And if you don’t have either one yet, you can get several “moles” and “elves”. Let each of them help with at least something. For example, fix a faucet, or buy a new fur coat. Thumbelinas can be of different builds, from fragile to quite respectable. At the same time, they always give the impression of little defenseless girls who need a caring and attentive guardian. The sexuality of women of this type determines how quickly they agree to have sex with a “guardian”. Usually, Thumbelinas do not decide on it right away and only when necessary. They can drag out the time for a long time, forcing the "guardian" to serve them faithfully and truly. However, if he turns out to be a decisive, strong person, Thumbelina will happily go to bed on the very first evening. She just needs to be taken by the hand and led home. Or to a hotel;
Type of women - Venus de Milo
Oh, our men are extremely attracted to Venuses!They include all women with a stunning figure in this type. The face is not important in this case. The main thing is high breasts, steep hips, slender legs. If a lady with such a physique parades along the beach, the male sex, regardless of age, falls into an intellectual collapse. And remains in this state for a long time even after Venus disappears from sight. These sexy ladies are docile, tactful and do not hesitate much before going to bed with a new acquaintance. But only on condition that they like him. Unlike Thumbelinas, Venuses are not ready to have an intimate relationship with someone who provides them with services. They are goddesses! Men should be happy only from the fact that they are honored with attention, and not think about sex unless Venus herself drags them into the bedroom. Well, and when she drags you, then you need to be at your best. Venuses, of course, are good. But they have one significant flaw - no hands. No, they do have hands, but they are only used for manicures and other things. That's all. Venuses don't know how to cook, clean, or wash. They don't even know how to go shopping, let alone do anything with their well-groomed hands. It's better not to trust Venus with money at all - she'll go buy bread, spend all her available funds on sheer nonsense, and not buy any bread. To solve such issues, the goddess needs servants. Otherwise, the house will be a mess, and the refrigerator will be full of hanging mice;
Type of Women - Harpy
Harpies are notorious bitches.Precisely notorious ones, and not playing such a role due to circumstances. This is Thumbelina, Venus, Cinderella, Malvina can put on the guise of a bitch if necessary. And not for long. The harpy is like this by nature. A man for her is an object that must certainly be avenged for all female grievances. The harpy reasons something like this: “There is no reason for the stronger sex to mock the weaker with impunity! Look at how much they have gotten out of hand! I’ll show you Kuzka’s mother!” And she shows. Sometimes with a fist on the table (or on the head), and sometimes with blows to the psyche. This Baba Yaga in relations with the stronger sex resembles Malvina. If she wants, she will exalt a man to the skies, if she wants, she will use and throw him away, or even break him, like an annoying toy. And try to resist or just show dissatisfaction! Typhoon Katrina will be guaranteed. There is no doubt - The Harpy will be able to make a bottle collector out of the king. And he will not regret it at all. Oddly enough, but for some reason the representatives of the stronger sex love Harpies. Probably, they like to stare at Kuzka's mother all the time. Or risk the royal throne. One way or another, but they speak of harpies with respect and even admiration. What a woman! She will put any man in the "attention" position! However, if you consider that men need battles and shake-ups, then their attitude to the Harpy woman can be understood. Communication with her, even when it is based on mutual attraction, is an eternal war that you want to win! Sometimes, some of the representatives of the stronger sex even succeed. But not for long. This is what women are like from the point of view of men. No, there are also "pussies", "cuties", "warm pillows" and "beautiful ladies" to whom poems are dedicated. But they, in the opinion of men, are less common than the above-described types of women. Well, what can you say? Perhaps they are right in some ways. But, most likely, they just do not know our psychology very well. We recommend reading:
