Once the scientists gathered to decide which genderassign to computer: male or female. After the discussion, two women scientists said that the computer needs to be assigned to the masculine gender for three reasons:
- In order to attract the attention of men, they must be included;
- A man must solve problems, but often he himself becomes a problem;
- Once you bought a computer, you immediately realize that if you waited a little longer, you would have gotten a better model.
Male scientists came to the conclusion that the computer needs to be assigned to the female gender for the following reasons:
- No one (except the creator) understands his logic;
- Even the smallest errors are stored in long-term memory;
- Once you bought a computer, you immediately realize that you are wasting a lot of money to purchase accessories for it.
All this, of course, is humor. However, despite the fact that we are equally experiencing strong emotions, experiences and even passions, we perceive life situations in completely different ways. And, in every area of our everyday life, you can find differences between a man and a woman. 
Work of the brain
Scientifically proven fact - in men and women the brain does not just work differently, it is naturally arranged with obvious differences.
- Unlike the female, the male brain is larger and contains more cells 4 times. By the way, it's just a "naked" fact - each person has a weight and size proportional to height and weight;
- But the women in the brain contain more neurons - that's why the ladies are more prone to nervous shocks, depressions and just instantaneous mood changes;
- Our gentlemen have a part of the brain responsiblefor language and social adaptation, is located only in the left hemisphere. But the ladies can boast such a part at once in both hemispheres of the brain;
- But women have very poorly developed part of the brain, which is responsible for orientation in space and geometric formulas. Therefore, it is very rare for women-mathematicians or physicists;
- If men are oriented to the ends of the world(east or north, for example) and determine for themselves exactly the landmarks of the street and the direction of the movement, then the ladies try to determine only the sides (left / right) and notable landmarks - for example, a bush with bright berries. In general, many women can get lost in "three pines".
The brain is responsible for communication between people, there are also certain differences:
- Women are not able to suppress their emotions, theyin general, very sharply perceive the mood of the interlocutor and can intercept his anger, feelings or anger. But men are much calmer emotionally and no, even the strongest unrest of friends, acquaintances or relatives can not hit them "to the heart";
- Everyone knows that ladies can spend hoursto talk with the interlocutor, moreover, they discuss one topic. But men can conduct a conversation on several topics at once and easily "jump" from one to another, unite very different issues;
- The result of the conversation is different for men and women. If the first seek to quickly resolve issues, problems and draw some conclusions, the latter, after returning from a meeting with friends, can speak on the phone on the same topic for another 2-3 hours;
- If a woman offers to talk "about us", thenshe wants to discuss the relationship of the sexes, cooking dinner and choosing a gift for her mother. But the man will wait for clarification about the problems in the relationships between close people and nothing more.
Health by Sex
Differences between men and women are also found in health. It does not matter who and how to monitor it, whether it adheres to a healthy lifestyle - everything is "laid" at the genetic level.
- Women get diseases less oftenchronic form. And this is a completely scientific explanation. The fact is that women have in existence two X-chromosomes, and they contribute to a long "hidden" course of illnesses;
- It is in women that mental abnormalities are more mild. But in men, such diseases flare up almost instantaneously and are more acute;
- Women grow older much faster than men - they haveThere are dense neurons that are subject to age-related changes unevenly. Pay attention to the appearance of ladies of elegant age - if the face is still smooth and almost without wrinkles, then the neck and hands will give out age at once. In the male skin contains a lot of collagen - the face of a man is much less often covered with wrinkles;
- But baldness is more susceptible to men- this happens at the genetic level. According to the latest research data, the gene for alopecia is transmitted through the male line. Want to know what you will have on your head in old age? Look at your maternal grandfather.
In addition, there is a difference in terms of smelling -women feel more acute even the most "refined" flavors. This is also explained from the medical point of view - in the nose of a woman there are many more receptors that send instant signals to neurons of the brain. But there are very few such receptors in men. By the way, that's why the loss of smell affects more men.
Sexual direction
The main difference between a man and a woman -sexual orientation. And this concerns not only the different structure of the sexual organs, but also the psychology of sex itself. Men and women never want the same thing. If a woman assumes after a few months of "bed scenes" marriage and family, then the man regards it simply as "a pleasant pastime with a friend." Therefore, after parting, the ladies fall into hysterics, spend hours with friends and pour tears for a week. But men just absolutely calm about parting and do not devote friends to their problems. Differences between men and women can be found even in the temperament of each. It is very difficult to "get in the same wave" in sexual relations. A woman wants a tender and caring embrace, and a man - passion and unrestrained sex. He is a male, a conqueror, and this is inherent in nature. That is why young families break up at the very beginning of the joint path. Orgasm is also different in men and women. According to sexological research to achieve orgasm, men need only 4 minutes, but the ladies are more "sluggish" - they need 10-20 minutes. That's why sometimes there are situations when a man is satisfied and satisfied with the night, but the lady does not understand what happened and does not want to continue the relationship. But there is one thing that unites all in sexual relations - after orgasm (only mutual!) Both men and women begin to think creatively. Even when a man turns to the wall and sleeps, he dreams only color and good dreams. A woman begins to dream - this is also creativity. By the way, this difference between a man and a woman also leads to misunderstanding and insults. The girl after sex wants to drink a cup of coffee or a glass of wine, talk and even dream about a joint future, but the man, like a soulless creature (that's what partner thinks about him at the time) turned away, fell asleep and snores. 
A little humor
Of course, only a lazy psychologist did not askto study the difference between a man and a woman. But, not one, even the most intelligent, modern and "advanced" medical center can answer the question: "Why are we so different?". But anecdotes and funny scenes on this subject have already been written and told a lot! So man is arranged - he can not understand and comprehend something, he immediately translates everything into a joke. But, as we all know, every joke has a grain of truth.
- A woman very rarely uses nicknames andalways calls his girlfriends by name. But the man does the opposite. In the men's company it is almost impossible to hear simple names, only nicknames - Doctor, Dimon, Cat;
- Girls play dolls and daughter-mothers only in childhood, up to 13-14 years. But men are forever children - even in 40 years they love to learn cars and soldiers;
- If the boxers show on TV, thena woman with a blow below the waist is just wrinkled (and that is not always), but the man is sure to bend in half and cover his "farm" with his hands - this happens on a subconscious level;
- A woman always cares about her children - sheknows literally everything that happens to them at any time of the day. Men often do not know the date of birth of their own offspring and certainly do not know in which class they are studying;
- Men rarely look in the mirror - only in the morning, when they comb. But the ladies are looking for their reflection everywhere - samovar, shop windows, windows in the windows, spoons;
- Women love jewelry, they hang themselves with gold chains and can wear many jewelry at the same time. Men allow themselves a ring, a bracelet and a chain - this is the maximum;
- It is noticed that women are very fond of cats. But the men hate them, but for the sake of the lady they will talk about their sympathy for the tailed friends;
- If a man says that he is ready to exitat home, then he stands dressed, combed and even with a handkerchief in his hands. But the woman at these words can stand in a dressing gown, c curlers on her head and one painted eye;
- Ask the man about his honeymoon, and hehe will say that he had a honeymoon. Ask about his same wife, and she will remember what she and her husband were wearing every day. The name of each restaurant, in which they dined, when and how many tips they paid the doorman. She remembers every detail of a wonderful pastime;
- Women like the process of moving towards the goal. Men want to achieve the goal as quickly as possible - they are not interested in the process. In order to get to the central entrance to the building, women can walk a twisty sidewalk. When a man leaves the car, he jumps over the hedge and flower bed with roses and heads straight for the building door, because he "sees the goal - he believes in himself";
- Every woman loves to shop. She likes the process of viewing things. When shopping, she can take the dress off the hanger and say: "Just look!" To carry him to the dressing room. After thirty minutes, the fitting will wait for half a dozen dresses, and the woman will not make the final choice. When men need a suit, he comes immediately sees what he needs, picks up and leaves. Shopping is over. The goal is achieved;
- In the bathroom, the man has only 6 things: toothpaste, brush, towel, razor, shaving aid and cologne. But the lady will be on all shelves and surfaces to place her 296 items - not every man can even determine their purpose;
- In the morning, a woman runs to work in boots, at the officeshe is changed into shoes with stilettos, under the table she removes them and enjoys slippers. But the man will walk all day in the same shoes, without straining at all;
- A man writes letters clearly, finely and in essence. But the woman even adorns the lines of the letter with curls, will write out the tails of letters with ornate lines;
- When women talk about the wedding, they mean the solemn part of the ceremony. But the gentlemen are talking exclusively about a merry and depraved bachelor party;
- In the locker rooms (in gyms), men leadtalk about football, money and women. Sports ladies talk only about sex. And, they always emphasize what they are emotional, open and capable of the most daring experiments.
Agree, strange comparisons and very muchincomprehensible behavior of women and men in the same situations. But this is the beauty of coexistence - it's so interesting to adjust, to study the nuances in the behavior of a partner. And for psychologists it is generally a paradise for studies and research. We are so different, but for some reason we are so drawn to each other. So the world is arranged, that opposites are attracted and it is not necessary to "break" the head, why it happens. We just need to live, rejoice in new feelings and try to find that "soul mate" so that we do not have to adjust to someone's rules, preferences and even eccentricities. We advise you to read:
