The ideal wife is deaf and dumbA blonde nymphomaniac whose only parent is a millionaire father. (Joke) Many women rack their brains over how to become the perfect wife for their husband. It seems like they have learned how to cook borscht, and they regularly spin a hula hoop in the evenings, and they take their children to kindergarten themselves - but, go figure, they don’t see any particular pride or adoration in their husbands’ eyes! But you really want your other half to admire you and brag to friends that you have the best wife in the world! Is the ideal really unattainable, or are we doing something wrong? In order to understand this issue, you need to understand what men expect from their wives. Oddly enough, they often don’t even know what they want from their spouses. Sometimes they want their wife to stay at home and raise children, sometimes they hint that it would be nice for their spouse to have a steady financial income. Sometimes they demand that their wife have a model figure, sometimes they are indignant that their spouse is always on an “idiotic diet.” In short, it is not so easy to understand their desires. Although, there is still something common in their demands. Moreover, our female ideas about the qualities of an ideal wife often run counter to their wishes. So, what do men want from us and how do we define the concept of an “ideal wife” for ourselves?
Ideal wife in terms of men
It's no secret that many men are in no hurrynot at all because of the fear of losing sexual freedom. More precisely, not only because of it. They are scared to death by the stories of their married comrades about the hardships of family life. Some have a jealous wife, others are quarrelsome, others have put on indecently much weight, and others spend their husband's money for nothing. This list can be continued indefinitely, almost every man can tell about the shortcomings of his wife that ruin his life. That is why guys are looking for some kind of ideal that would protect them from all these troubles at once. So, what should an ideal wife be like according to the average man?
The ideal wife should be a long-legged beautywith a stunning figure - an aspen waist, a high chest and rounded hips. She will dress stylishly and sexually at any time of the year, not only on the street, but at home. All men must envy him, because not everyone can boast of a wife with the appearance of a movie star.
A wife should be ready for sex at any time.day and night. At the first request…. No, at the first hint from her husband she should take off her clothes and sexy lingerie, ready to satisfy her spouse. In sex she should be inventive and bright, but at the same time remain submissive, a geisha who agrees to everything.
The ideal wife never brings a man tonervous breakdown of his eternal chatter about himself beloved and about "stupid women's problems". On the contrary, she must listen carefully to her precious spouse, and if to speak, then only about him. And, only positive and good, so as not to strain unnecessarily unjustified criticism and whining.
A wife must be well educated, but notso much as to win intellectual disputes. In such disputes, it is better for women not to participate at all, as it is known that such studies are not their business. Let it be better with their formations (ideally - pedagogical and culinary) sit at home, prepare dinner and raise children.
An ideal woman should never complainon the lack of money in the house. She should understand that her husband is the breadwinner and the provider, and even if his salary is small, this is not a reason to nag him every day. If there is not enough money for sausage or tights for the child, let her quietly get busy herself: ask for a loan or earn some extra money. But lowering her husband's self-esteem, reproaching him for his financial insolvency is the quality of a real bitch, unworthy of a normal man.
An ideal wife never insists onfor the husband to take out the trash, fix the toilet or hammer nails into the wall. The husband is tired at work anyway, but at home he wants to relax and watch TV with a bottle of beer, and not spend the whole evening fixing and repairing. If she is smart enough, then let her fix and repair everything herself - just do it not in front of her husband. Firstly, this will negatively affect her feminine image, secondly - the husband may feel awkward and annoyed, and why does he need extra stress? If the wife is not smart enough and cannot fix the breakdown herself, then let her call a repairman while the husband is at work. The only condition is that the repairman must be a woman, in extreme cases - an old unpleasant uncle of retirement age.
When a husband returns from work, his house mustwait for a delicious dinner. The apartment is clean and tidy, the children are fed, the lessons are learned. Nothing should distract the head of the family from a well-deserved rest. The wife should be dressed elegantly and tinted, so that when you look at her heart rejoiced in anticipation of intimacy. If there are no forces or desires for this intimacy, then not a word of reproach should come from the woman's lips, for the main thing for her is the calm and strong sleep of her beloved husband.
If the husband lingered after work and camedrunk, the wife should meet him with a joyful smile, hot cabbage soup (here variations are possible - borscht, cutlets, pilaf in Uzbek style) and a glass of hot. No questions about "where this beast wandered and with whom it drank" should not be voiced. A woman should understand that a man is the master of his life. Comes home when he sees fit, drinks as much as the soul requires. And anyway, he does not spit any or henpecked to justify his own wife.
If the husband came home in the morning, on his neck clearlyvisible zasosy, the whole face in lipstick, and out of pocket other women's panties stick out, then the ideal wife should meet him with a smile. Dense breakfast and morning coffee can be completely replaced by a hangover "one hundred grams" or a good portion of the brine. The causes of the appearance of extraneous traces on the neck and face of the husband, and even more sticking out of the pants pocket, she can come up with herself, because to strain the thought processes in the head of the husband at such moments is inhuman.
If the husband decides to leave his ideal wife(a normal guy himself will find a hundred more!), then the spouse should not scandal nor cry in the voice. She should thank him for the happiness that he gave her, and feel the infinite joy of the fact that next to her was such a man.
It is far from certain that absolutely all menwant to have exactly these “ideal” wives by their side. But let’s be honest: few of the representatives of the stronger sex would refuse most of the points contained in this list.
Ideal wife in terms of women
It just so happens that women are completely differentevaluate the qualities inherent in an ideal wife. For us, the ideal is a wise, life-knowledgeable woman who will please her husband and get her due in full. So, what should an ideal wife be like from our point of view?
An ideal wife does not have to look likefashion model. The main thing is a certain charm, zest, which attracts men so much. Dressing it should be beautiful, but it's not the most important thing. It is possible and in a dressing gown with hair curlers on a head so to get the man that that head will lose from passion. This is the difference between a wise, experienced woman from a foolish little fool.
The ideal wife should be sexual andpassionate in bed. At the same time, she should get the maximum pleasure from sex, even if the husband is "not in shape". A spouse can not be proud of a woman who is able to squeeze out all the juices from him even when he is not ready for sexual feats.
The ideal wife should be interested in the affairs of her husband,ask him about his work, and talk about his feelings and experiences. Only thanks to open dialogues one can avoid conflicts and preserve family happiness!
Higher education is not the main thing for an idealwives. It is much more important to be able to support the conversation of the husband on any topic, to shine with erudition and erudition. Better yet, have a healthy sense of humor to brighten up the hours spent with your beloved husband.
The ideal wife makes her manTo move forward, not stopping at the achieved results. The husband of such a woman is always successful and financially well-off, as the genius of his wife does everything for the emotional and creative development of his beloved. A man can not help appreciating a woman who served as an impetus for his rise up the career ladder.
The ideal wife clearly delineates the dutiesat home and never fulfills the male part of the job. This would show that she does not consider her husband capable of taking out a trash can, fixing a toilet bowl or hammering a nail into the wall. But this is not so! An ideal woman makes her husband feel like a real man and a master, whose hands grow "out of the right place." Is this not an excuse to raise his self-esteem to the highest level?
The ideal wife should involve her husband in the processeducation of children, to teach him to help her in the household. Therefore, she sometimes "gets tired" after work and offers her husband to cook dinner and do the lessons with the children. So the husband will become a more responsible spouse and gain a closer emotional connection with the children.
If the husband lingered after work and camedrunk, the ideal wife already knows, "where this beast wandered and with whom drank", and will do everything to such grieving actions it did not repeat. She can conduct explanatory work with the spoiled spouse, as well as punish him by depriving hot food and giving up sexual pleasures until the guilty party is completely corrected.
An ideal wife will never allow this to happenthe husband came home in the morning with hickeys on his neck, lipstick on his face and women's panties in his pocket. This can only happen in families where the husband and wife were unable to bind each other with the bonds of true love and devotion. If such an outrage happens, she will do everything to return the "lost sheep" to the true path. She has many effective means in her arsenal: from moralizing to hitting her on the head with a heavy frying pan.
If the husband decides to leave his ideal wife (which is itselfnonsense in itself!), then she will not tear her hair out and persuade him to stay. She will thank him for all the happy moments that he gave her during their life together and let him go in peace. And after grieving for a while, she will go in search of her ideal man, especially since she knows exactly what he should be like. If this is not clear to someone, then here is his portrait: he is a pumped-up handsome man with six-pack abs on a flat stomach, a real alpha male and a leader in life. He should be generous, intellectual and sexy at the same time, but at the same time he enjoys washing dishes, cooking and doing laundry. He should know what PMS is, and look at his wife with loving eyes (with a mocking, predatory squint), be 100% faithful and mega-sexual in bed. And as soon as these two ideal individuals meet, the world will turn upside down and happiness will reign all over the world.
Perhaps you will have to choose the method yourself,how to be an ideal wife. But in the list of all the above points, we forgot the most important and most important condition for being considered one. If you love your husband in wealth and poverty, in sorrow and in joy, want to grow old together and die on the same day, then you will certainly achieve the ideal. And then all other shortcomings and advantages will recede into the background, because the main quality of an ideal wife was and remains her boundless love for her husband. And the rest will follow. We advise you to read:
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