Striptease for her husband: surprise your beloved!

Striptease is designed to distractmen from smart thoughts and direct them to important thoughts. (Unknown author) Your husband's birthday is in a week and you've already run around all the stores, choosing a gift? A razor, blades, shaving foam, a funny card... It seems like you haven't forgotten anything? No, everything is in order: the annual gift set is assembled and fully packed! Stop... Isn't it time to give your husband a gift that he will remember for the rest of his life? No, a fake divorce certificate won't work here - what if the faithful has a stroke right on the anniversary? But dancing a stunning striptease for your husband alone is not only a fresh idea, but also quite constructive: you have to bring romance back into your relationship sometime! Well, if the idea of a striptease not only came to your mind, but has already managed to settle in, then it's time to think about an action plan. What do we want to achieve with our performance? It's right to make your spouse's jaw drop and desire you just like he did on your first date (or for some, on the second). So, all we need to do is amaze, stun, amaze and... excite. It's as easy as pie!

Stage one: preparatory

Go to the mirror and look at yourselfcarefully. If you have a chiseled figure and you work as a ballroom dancing teacher, you are incredibly lucky, you don’t even have to read this article to the end. Just do once for your husband what you regularly do at work – dance! Just add slow undressing to your usual movements. Believe me, you will once again understand with amazement that you made the right choice of profession: your man will be in seventh heaven and will invite you there too. If the parameters ninety-sixty-ninety are not about you, and the last thing you danced in your life was the polka-Yanka in the third grade, then read the text thoughtfully and carefully. You may well find useful the knowledge of what mistakes a beginner stripper of size «plus» should avoid. So, under no circumstances shake your fat and folds in front of your dumbfounded man, otherwise he will get heart disease (look at that scar!). All your cute flaws can and should be covered with light fabric, and dim lighting should be installed in the room. All these milk candles were invented not so much for the sake of romance, but for the opportunity to hide the gorgeous cellulite on the stomach and thighs of unfortunate dancers. Did you know that no professional strip bar will allow itself to install overhead lighting during the stripper's dance? Otherwise, all the clients will run away in horror, like cockroaches. In Soviet times, one wonderful joke was popular, and it concerned the unsuccessful striptease of one sweet woman. All the ladies who did not listen to the advice about the preparatory stage can get into a similar situation: A wife, returning from a trip abroad, tells her husband: - You know, they even took us to watch a striptease. A terrible sight! I'll show you now. And she starts dancing, slowly taking off her old cotton bra... My husband looked and said: - And indeed, the sight is simply disgusting. Yeah, scared? No need! To protect yourself from such male rudeness, think carefully about which side your beloved will sit and how the light will fall on your body. If you try hard, all your faithful will notice is the curves of your dancing body, and not the folds before and after the supposed waist. By the way, it is not at all necessary to strip naked, it is quite acceptable to finish a passionate dance, leaving a couple of modest rags on yourself: this even turns men on!

Stage two: how to dance something?

Oh, it's a pity that the ballroom dancing teachershave already turned our page, otherwise they could have easily suggested a couple of moves... Although it is not necessary to be a first-class dancer to dance a truly beautiful, passionate striptease for your husband. The main thing is your eyes, full of fire and desire! Believe me, any man would prefer to see next to him an undressing woman with slightly awkward movements, but with passion in her eyes, than a professional ballerina with the look of a tired crow. So, remember how you danced at a retro disco with your girlfriends or at the last corporate party (memories of dancing on the table are especially welcome). Now try to depict something similar, simplifying the movements to a minimum. Did it work? That's it, now add light swaying of the shoulders and hips to the dance. Honestly, there are two small tricks to this moment: firstly, you should not twist your shoulders and hips at the same time, otherwise your husband will decide not to pour you any more; and secondly, try to prevent the swaying from turning into outright wagging - you want to excite your loved one, not make him laugh! It would be quite nice to watch a couple of films or clips with beautiful striptease and adopt a couple of tricks. Although you know, you should be careful here: sometimes excessive initiative punishes the initiator! Once, a young, pretty girl decided to please her loved one with a striptease and decided to repeat the scene from J. Lo's video, where she pours water over herself. Actually, everything would have been fine if at the most crucial moment the man, stunned with happiness, had not changed the warm water in her glass for freshly brewed tea (well, he is so caring, what can you do?). As a result, a surprise turned out, but not for him, but for her...

Step three: change the image

If you are such a bitch, then it will be completelyIt would not be a bad idea to play the role of a submissive concubine, swiveling her hips for her beloved master. If modesty is your alter ego, then gather up your courage and seduce your husband by pretending to be a woman of easy virtue. Your husband has probably long since gotten used to you as you are - so try to surprise him and create the illusion of a date with a stranger. Rest assured that by playing out such a scene, you will light a fire in the loins of your betrothed to such an extent that he may not wait for the end of the dance! But you should not go too far with the change of image - otherwise your behavior will cause bewilderment and even offense in your spouse. For example, if your husband is a real puritan, then you should not insult him with your defiant behavior, and a lover of spicy food - on the contrary, with complete submission and humiliation. In both cases, a man may doubt: did he do the right thing by marrying you, maybe your true nature has just been revealed to him? Relax and improvise, and everything will work out for you. If your knees are shaking suspiciously hard, try to calm them down with a glass of dry wine. Alcohol is one of the most famous, and most importantly, accessible aphrodisiacs. And again, be careful with the amount you drink! If you overdo it, the striptease scenario will go in a completely different direction: either your spouse will not be impressed by the uneven movements of a tipsy woman, or you will feel so good that you decide to do without a striptease at all. As we understand, both options do not suit us, and therefore we will be careful with the insidious drink. And do not forget to select music for the striptease in advance. If you think that absolutely any "slow dance" is suitable for these purposes, then you are deeply mistaken: sometimes our musical tastes do not coincide with the preferences of men. In short, if you adore the band "Golden Ring" and the incomparable Stas Mikhailov, then you should not rummage through their repertoire if your husband is a fan of Rammstein. Although, on the other hand, heavy "industrial metal" is also not suitable for your erotic dance - a jerky dance to the murderous screams of brave German guys will make your husband doubt your well-being. Choose the "golden mean" - neither ours, nor yours, and everything will go like clockwork! So try to foresee all the little things, so as not to get into trouble and give your husband a truly amazing gift. Do not forget that your birthday is just around the corner - it is better to dance a striptease and hit him in the heart (and not only!), than to sadly look at what he is going to give you soon. You do not want to get another frying pan instead of a present that you have been hinting about for so long, do you? We recommend reading: