An Irishman told him what it was like to sit in a decree

The Irishman, who spent four months at home with children, shares his impressions of the joys of fatherhood.

Mom in the decree - a phenomenon quite ordinary. But sitting with the child dad - a rarity. True, abroad is not so rare as we have, but still. Here, for example, the Irishman, known in the network under the name of Pope Poppins, was so impressed by his experience of sitting in the decree that he started a blog dedicated to raising children. He does it, by the way, with humor. And we decided to share some sketches of Pope Poppins. Suddenly his aphorisms will make you smile. You look, and the day will become lighter and lighter.A photo: @DaddyPoppins- The order in the house is kept only during a quiet hour and another 20 minutes after it. If you're lucky. "" It does not matter how thoroughly you vacuum. " Your baby will definitely find some rubbish you missed, and put it in your mouth. This is scientific data. - The child agrees to eat only what you have just finished. - Baby himself took the remote from the TV and switched the channel - it's so cute! But only the first time. "He tried the chocolate?" Everything, there is no way back.A photo: @DaddyPoppins- Your stock of wet wipes will always be small. "If the children are quiet, then they eat chalk in the nursery." There is no difference between a bowl of dog food and a sandbox for the baby. "If the dog bowl with water is left in reach, the kid will arrange the Ice Bucket Challenge. - Children do not lick the floor. Children form their immune system.A photo: @DaddyPoppins- If this food was popular with a child yesterday, that does not mean that he will not hate her today. - Do not let them catch you when you eat a candy .- God help you if they find out where you keep sweets! something can fit a child's mouth, the child is sure to put it in his mouth .- It does not matter how many times the child pissed before getting into the car. As soon as you move, you will hear: "I need pi-pi." - The child will shackle you at the most inopportune moment. For example, hang on your foot when you urgently need to do something. - Your supper no longer belongs to you and only you. - You will never pour yourself a full cup of coffee. - Buy a handbag never too early (Bella, 1 year old ).A photo: @DaddyPoppins- Minecraft is not a game, it's a way of life .- Kids are an excellent excuse for watching cartoons. - Someone will definitely bring a thing to washing when you have already started a washing machine. - You want to yell at the sound of music from "Puppy patrol." - It takes more time to get everyone into the car than to reach the destination .- It's better for children's development that they dress themselves. For your peace of mind, it's better if you do it yourself. - Your Playstation is now your child's Playstation. Do not you will now play in the "Avengers" Lego.A photo: @DaddyPoppins- Forget about quiet sit-downs in front of the TV .- "If you wake her up, I'll kill you" - sounds quite normal .- You will never cease to be surprised by the contents of the diaper .- A dollhouse is actually a drum and a rock climbing training.A photo: @ DaddyPoppins- The best time for running around the stairs is two o'clock at night. "The most delicious thing in the world is the keychain on my mother's keys." "And any other children behave like a bunch of violent wrestlers?" "If the social workers read it, they will come to you.Photo: @DaddyPoppins