Many people think it's harder to endurepregnancy in the summer, in the heat, when you sweat and a little walk turns into a real hell. It’s much easier to walk with a stomach in the winter, some argue, and they are seriously mistaken. The American writer and popular blogger, as well as the mother of two children, Kim Bongiorno, decided to debunk all the myths about the “fabulous” winter pregnancy. She herself lives in New Jersey, where the winters are quite cold and snowy. People probably think that during pregnancy I spend the coldest months of the year, leafing through catalogs for expectant mothers. I also shoot sugary photo shoots, and throw snowballs at my husband, who every time gets off work to fulfill all of my tasks. things to do. When you have to drag through the snowdrifts. When, instead of a husband, you need to pick up children from school, because because of the bad weather, classes were once again canceled. When it is so difficult to find on your belly a long sweater from decent material, in which nothing itches.Photo: Getty Images Flimsy? Then here are 15 things that only those who survived a winter pregnancy will understand. Do you think that you can go all winter in one coat? You are mistaken. It is necessary to buy at least two more coats for pregnant women in one season.2. Get ready for people around to complain about things like open windows, because "snow is blowing into the room" and they "no longer feel their faces from the cold." But you just wanted to cool a little. Here are the weaklings! 3. A trip to Everest will be a real walk for you after you learn to sit down and get out of the car with a huge belly in winter clothes. It is quite possible: you constantly sweat, and your skin is dry and itchy. Well, sweat under the breast is a real curse that annoys year round. From November to the end of March, all the shopping centers, restaurants and shops at once include their thermostats to the “Bake pregnant” mark.Photo: Getty Images6.One time I fell and couldn’t get up. Again… 7. It turns out we have so many virtues on the streets. They get so indignant when they see you walking pregnant on a snowy, icy road. Like, where are you going in such weather? As if I can just give my subordinates instructions to pick up the kids from school, buy groceries, go to your doctor’s appointment for you. 8. Oh, that puzzled look on people’s faces when they try to figure out if you’re pregnant under all those layers of clothing or if you’ve just fattened up on cakes. It’s so damn funny just watching them, watching how worried people are, not daring to ask about your belly. 9. From now on, the best shopping for you is online shopping. When you’re lying on the couch with your laptop in huge granny panties and a T-shirt. 10. It’s excruciatingly painful to squeeze your swollen feet, each of which is now the size of a stick of ham, into winter shoes. 11. Hairy legs + no way to bend over to shave them = free, all-natural thermal underwear. 12. Those glittery sweaters that look so cool in maternity catalogs are actually turning you into a walking Christmas tree bauble. 13. Your doctor wants you to get some sun every day to avoid seasonal affective disorder. No problem, doc. I happily use it as an excuse to escape the house and the kids. 14. Every time someone tells you, “It must be nice to never be cold,” an angel loses their wings. You really want to kick the funny people who say such stupid things. 15. Turns out, 12 cups of hot cocoa isn’t what the doctor meant when he said, “Drink plenty of fluids.” What a grouch.

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