Funny compositions of schoolchildren as I spent the summer

"How I spent the summer does not concern anyone. This is my personal business, since summer is my personal time, I do not have to report for it in the composition. We must respect human rights! And if you put me a deuce for this work, then we'll see you at the European Court, Ekaterina Mikhailovna. "" But there's no summer. I've never seen summer. In the spring, autumn immediately comes. In spring everything is already green, in autumn everything is yellow, in winter everything is already white. And in the summer what? There is no summer. I did not notice the summer. Or there was still spring, or already autumn. "" Twitter, TV shows and food. # I said everything. "Photo: vk.com "This summer I spent with my imaginary friend Akaki. All summer he accompanied me in my adventures. I also hung out in the village with cows and chickens. I was so bored that I talked to tomatoes and cucumbers, but they turned out to be some kind of silent. "" Well, I did it not badly. Except that I spent almost two months in a godforsaken village. But, the granny pies were of the highest taste quality. And with the guys I have not seen for about five years, it was fun. " (Spelling and punctuation preserved. - Ed.)Photo: vk.com "In the summer I was sent to the village. Dad stopped the car where the road ran out, and we went to the village on foot. When we were very tired, we finally came to the village. And my grandfather was sitting at the table. He was very happy to see me and said kindly: "Your mother, again, we were reduced to this parasite. Dad left, and then my grandmother came and sat down at the table too. And I was told to weed the weeds. And who such weeds - did not tell. I just in case weeded everything. The garden was clean and beautiful. When my grandfather saw this in the morning, he often breathed and clutched at his heart, and then waved his hand and said: "Yes, and figs with it!" And again he went to the table. My grandfather is very kind when he drinks. He is always very kind. "" Well, it's been a good summer. I did nothing, I ate, I did not go anywhere. Looked still "X-Men", but they somehow are not very. I do not want to go to school, it would be better if the summer did not end. "1/2Photo: vk.comPhoto: vk.com"I spent the rest of the summer at my grandmother's dacha, she always has a lot of work, so I helped her: I chopped, sawed and dug.""From June 1 to July 15, my grandmother and I picked berries, and from July 16 to August 31, we picked mushrooms. In addition, haymaking is planned, and we are also fattening up a pig.""I didn't rest at all this summer. I worked a lot and hard. I took out the trash. I bought bread.""In the summer, I went to my grandmother's village. The village is called Bet Zera, it's in Israel. The village is nice: you can read books, play the violin and piano, eat. It's nice in the summer in Israel!"Photo: vk.com"Since there will be enough time in the summer, I will finally sit down to write my memories. I will try to describe the events that filled the first four grades. I already understand that if I don't do this now, it will be too late later. The first two, the first three, the first teacher... And then I will go swimming. After all, if I don't swim properly in the summer, it will be too late in the winter.""That's not fair! You can't do it on the first day! And anyway, tomorrow is my birthday!"