The life of this family can easily be turned into aa scenario of some sitcom. Mom, Dad, their four daughters and a piglet - what is not a set of heroes for a fun family movie? So it seemed to the daddy of charming girls. American James Broadwell is a professional actor and author of comedy sketches. But he became widely known for his family. James is such a pope who not only mechanically fulfills his parental responsibilities. He is not one of those who are involved in raising children as an important and mega-serious project: to fulfill at any cost. James enjoys his role as a father. He listens to what his daughters say, and the eldest of them is only seven years old. Younger - two years. However, the pope speaks with them as equals. Direct dialogues with children, as it turned out - it's amazingly gay. So it seemed not only to James. His conversations with his daughters, he laid out in the "Twitter", where he now has more than 900 thousand subscribers. And the papal wrote the book "A guide for parents: how to survive in a zombie apocalypse." And here are some of the most amusing tweets of James. But what if your baby gives out the funnier pearls? Then it's time for you to become famous!Photo: @ james_breakwell2-year-old daughter: I'm strong, like a tiger! I: Then use your strength to collect toys. 2-year-old daughter: Tigers do not clean. Tigers only eat. *** 5-year-old daughter: I cleaned up in the room! Me: But she looks the same as before. The 5-year-old daughter: I just again scattered everything. *** 5-year-old daughter: Mom is the most I'm the smartest. I: And what am I the most? 5-year-old daughter: You are the loudest smacker.Photo: @ james_breakwell5-year-old daughter: I can eat the remnants of the cake for breakfast? I: Of course not! 5-year-old daughter: Why? Me: Because I ate them. *** 4-year-old daughter: Can I eat your sweets? Wife: They were presented to me on Mother's Day .4-year-old daughter: You're the only mom thanks to me! *** I: One day you will begin to experience feelings for boys. 7-year-old daughter: I already experience them. I: Really? 7-year-old daughter: They besy me.Photo: @ james_breakwell5-year-old daughter: Let's get a kitten? I: I'm allergic. I can not live in the same house with seals. 5-year-old daughter: You can sleep outside. *** I: Wake up, it's time to get up! 5-year-old daughter: No! Me: Why do you resist each morning? 5-year-old daughter: Because you can not learn! *** I: Collect toys. The 6-year-old daughter collects toys and throws them again. I: I meant, collect the toys and take it off. The 6-year-old daughter: I'm not a telepath!6-year-old daughter: Why do some guys try to take the blame on themselves? I: Because they consider themselves responsible people and try to do everything correctly.6-year-old daughter: Why then do not they become moms? *** I (looking at the night sky): You can guess desire for any star that you want. 5-year-old daughter: Which one is the Death Star? *** The 2-year-old daughter trustingly rubbed her nose against my shirt. I (touched): I love you too. She: I just have a cold.A photo: @ james_breakwell5-year-old daughter hands me flowers. I: Oh, I'll go get a vase. She: No! You have to keep them. I: Long: She: Forever. *** I: Who do you love more, Mom or Dad? 2-year-old daughter: Blue. I: This is not a 2-year-old daughter: Dark blue. * ** Me: What are you going to do in summer, on vacation? 7-year-old daughter: Nothing. I: You can not do nothing for three whole months. 7-year-old daughter: Believe me.Photo: @ james_breakwell7-year-old daughter: I got a certificate from the school. I: What? She: To kill the orcs. I: Yes, it will help you a lot. She: Yes, in the killing of orcs. *** I: Your tooth is staggering! Let me pull him out. 5-year-old daughter: Попозже.Я: When will you go to bed? 5-year-old daughter: When I'm a teenager. *** Me: Where are your shoes? 2-year-old daughter: They play hide and seek. Я: Так find their.2-year-old daughter: They won.A photo: @ james_breakwell5-year-old daughter shakes her head. I: What are you doing? She: I shake everything that we were taught at school. I: Shake more. *** 5-year-old daughter: Today is Friday! Me: Today is Monday.5-year-old daughter (thoughtfully): Today is Friday - for me. *** I: I'm really famous on the Internet! Wife: There are already rumors of your death? I: No. Wife: You have a long way to go.Photo: @james_breakwell

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