Your kids have already started scribbling letters to SantaFrost? Or maybe subtly hinting about what they would like to ask the main winter wizard? Yes, it is natural. Children are great masters to make wish lists. And in the editorial portal Mom. me wondered: what would parents think if they believed in Santa Claus? And made your wish list. Beautiful, but completely unreal. Unfortunately.

1. Sleeping pills

Photo: giphy.comAll these stars in the form of stars on the ceiling, cute glowing smurfs on the bedside table - it's all beautiful. But in fact, parents need a different light. One that would be able to put a child to sleep. And so that he slept for ten hours. And no bobbing in the middle of the night, confusion of day and night, rises at five in the morning. Oh, dreams, dreams ... (It's time to turn on the song "Sweet Dreams", but the copyright law prohibits it for us.)

2. Subscription to a nanny

Photo: giphy.comA speech is not about the nurse, who will be on a call and for a certain amount will sit with the child, while you frantically run off to the cinema. Not. Need such a service - such as a subscription. As soon as my patience and endurance came to an end, I was about to explode, tired so that I had no strength, then once, the doorbell rang, and such Mary Poppins came in, which takes on all the fuss with the children. Here I want this service as a gift. Paid for the next ten years, please.

3. Robot cleaner

Photo: giphy.Yes, I know that vacuum cleaning robots have already been invented. No, I'm on the other. I need a robot that will be programmed specifically for cleaning a nursery or an apartment where there are children. It should be such a cute little thing that rushes around the room, removes it, and at the same time teaches children that cleaning is scary fun. She sings, makes horrible jokes and laughs at any childish tricks. In general, it stimulates.

4. Whistle of silence

Photo: giphy.There are such whistles that make a sound inaudible to the human ear. Only animals react to it. But again, I'm not talking about that. Imagine this: your child began to whine. Easy to imagine, right? And then you - oops! - take a whistle, blow into it, and the child immediately stops. And no whining! So it will be possible to part with the sedatives.

5. Self-pulling dog

Photo: giphy.com Well, yes, it's a little bit not about children. But imagine such a miracle - a collar that will walk a dog. Put it on this walking diarrhea, which is ready to pull you out with a blanket, and sleep next. You simply tune the collar, for example, for a ten-minute walk. Specify the route. And he makes the dog stay away from the cars, does not allow to pick up all sorts of rubbish from the ground and avoid the aggressive neighbour's dogs.

6. Auto Teeth Cleaner

Photo: giphy.comBut they know what bath bombs are? A ball that you throw into the water, and voila - you have a full bath of foam. Well, we will continue the thought. Let someone else invent a dental bomb. You throw the ball in the children's mouth - and that's it. He hisses, dissolves and cleans children's teeth. And forget about these mint smells, nobody loves them. Let the bombs smell like sneakers, chips or chocolate milk.

7. Application for the preparation of homework

Photo: giphy.comIf you think I know how to solve math problems for the fifth grade, then you are mistaken. I have not the foggiest idea. And how wonderful it would be - he opened the application, told him that it wasn’t ... No, he will not do my homework for my silly. It will be such a desktop tutor. Imagine how much nerves, time and money will save such charm? And what do you want as a gift for the New Year?

• 48 hours of sound sleep
• Week of unrestrained shopping
• Cancel parental meetings
• Working day from 11 to 17 hours. But if you really need, you can leave at 12.40
• Subscription in kotokafa with hammocks and lack of communication and the Internet
• 25th hour in days

Voted: 218A what do you want as a gift for the New Year?

• 48 hours of good sleep20.2%
• A week of unrestrained shopping 29.8%
• Cancel parental meetings4.6%
• Working day from 11 to 17 hours. But if you really need, you can go to 12.4026.6%
• Subscription for kotakafa with hammocks and the lack of communication and the Internet7.8%
• 25th hour in days 11.0%

Voted: 218

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