Surely in one of these phrases you will hear the voice of your mother. Because they are a classic of Russian educational traditions. Yes, yes, you, too, will speak to your children. Or are you already talking?

About laziness

And you through "I can't". The best rest is a change of job. Were you the only one who didn't get any homework? I'm your age... Why are you lying around? Nothing to do? I'll find something to do for you. Laziness was born before you.

About Wishlist

Yes? And do you deserve it? We are giving it to you now, but it is for your birthday. You never know what you want. I want a lot of things too. Let's see how you behave. You will change your mind.

About food

Sandwiches are not food. And who will finish the soup? Pushkin? Shut your mouth and eat. Will nothing stick together? Eat, or you won't grow. Don't steal from the table, we'll have lunch soon.

About health

Eat more slowly, you'll catch a cold! Get out of the water, your lips are already blue. Put on your hat! Are you made of sugar?

Pro mode

March home! Be home by 8. If you come home again, you won't come out again. So, quickly go to bed. Wrap it up!

About the behavior

Okay, I'm tired of this.Stand still! Sit down normally. Look for it where you threw it. Straighten up. It's like hitting peas against a wall. You can even hit a stake on your head. Why am I being punished like this?.. Everyone's children are like children... Comb your hair, you're a girl. Why are you crying? You're a boy!

About disputes

Look, I give him a word and he gives me ten!How many times do I have to repeat this...Who am I talking to? Just wait, your father will come now. I told you in Russian. You will talk to your girlfriends like this. I don't want to hear anything like this again. Everyone will jump off the roof - will you jump too? Surely you have something else to add to our collection. Join us!

About the cause-effect relationship

When you have your own children, then you will understand. It is too early for you to know this. Because I said so. When you grow up, you will do whatever you want.

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