Aphrodisiac at homeSea andA diligent housewife and a carefree socialite who dream of making their lazy musketeer bare his blade know that the one who puts all sorts of nasty things in his mouth ends well. But not just any kind, of course, but sea stuff. Sea creatures have been responsible for male potency for so long that Casanova with his fifty oysters for breakfast has already become quite boring for gallant eaters. Really, do these people really think that a large amount of protein, zinc, selenium and B vitamins can excite a man with special agility? And waiting for your fresh dozen until spring is too wasteful in our crazy, hurried world. One joy - concerned Italian scientists, having teamed up with the Americans, have discovered in fresh mollusks an indecent abundance of rare amino acids responsible for the production of a pleasant amount of sex hormones. And not only in oysters, but also in mussels and clams, which ended their life on the embankments of Naples. It is reliably known that rats, having received an injection of miraculous amino acids, were very pleased with the result. The next most valuable reptiles are the stingray and the shark, who do not spare their lives for the sake of producing specific preparations with playful names like "Vanka-vstanka" or "Don't sleep, hussars!" If the neighboring supermarket has absolutely nastily not brought either one or the other, crabs and langoustes, which become embarrassed when vulgarly cooked, will do. However, let's be completely frank: even pollock fillet has miraculous properties. The trick is in phosphorus, which directly affects sexual abilities. It's outrageous, but it is still not known for sure whether yellow striped salmon and squid with beer are so effective for amorous meals, but beluga caviar is definitely recognized as a powerful aphrodisiac, and the more of it, the more you want it. Some say it's all about the protein, others - the cost. Juice and blood By the way, for lovers of everything and more protein is the key word. And this means that a quivering rare cutlet and various types of mushrooms will serve as a reliable fuse for any gun. Bang! It's scary to think that someone is able to refuse a dozen oysters or hates rare cutlets, or is even a vegetarian, but even with such a difficult case you can fight. A light avocado salad will do just fine. In all respects, the fat alligator pear is said to have been Louis XIV's only hope for an entertaining evening. The mighty pine nuts are no less. Those who like lighter versions will have to wince in anticipation of freshly squeezed celery juice, and then drink it without wincing. Sexologists whisper seductively - hold on, it'll inspire you!
Obscurantism and jazzAlas, alas, that's itthe set of a decent tempter and an unbridled eater ends. Then, as the song goes, a real disgrace, suggesting that sex was still primary. I'm afraid to seem greedy for obscenities, but one of the main components of the erotic menu is an egg. The usual chicken or regular quail, and in a duet with onions. Horseradish and radish, both, as we know, are not sweet, but are also included in the glorious list of natural aphrodisiacs. This knowledge, by the way, is very valuable for a modern young lady. Now, if the eyes of a new boyfriend are already bulging from the abuse of wasabi, and he is still worried, calling: "Horseradish, more horseradish!", it becomes completely obvious that a chaste kiss goodnight will not work. Let's continue according to Freud: carrots and bananas. Women should contemplate, men should consume. Both products increase the impact when combined. The best pairing for carrots in this regard is parsley. As for bananas, I sincerely believe in their original sexual connotations, firmly entrenched in the public consciousness, so I believe that a woman who eats a banana for an encore... However, experts in the field of food seduction for some reason do not listen to my opinion at all. They say that bananas need curry, butter and walnuts. They say that in this case our friend will have an explosive effect, so it is better to experiment at home, and not torment the waiter. In the end, not all metropolitan restaurants have taken care of reliable cushioning of interior items. Finally, for lovers of the original and homespun - arousal a la russe: pungent garlic - the best friend of passionate kisses, and elegantly planed . The vitamin C they contain in abundance, which affects arousal, is responsible for their effectiveness. There should be a lot of it for strength and desire. Attention – game! No, we are not talking about pheasant. We are talking about the wild, but in their own way attractive customs of their eastern colleagues. For example, Chinese men, the founders of erotic cuisine, do not gnaw carrots in anticipation of apocalyptic passion and do not even believe in the life-giving power of mollusks. They consider penises to be the most exquisite and effective means of increasing morale on the love front. It is gratifying that at least not their own enemies, but still their smaller brothers. The only restaurant in the world specializing in the preparation of such aphrodisiacs, Guo-li-zhuang, is located in Beijing and enjoys wild popularity among gourmets. The most valuable dish is prepared from the genitals of a Canadian seal. It's scary to think what happens to the subjects' partners after an exquisite meal. The second 100% way to hit the target more than once, according to Chinese tempters, is to be able to strangle a snake. A freshly caught snake is drained of blood to the last drop, and responsible Chinese men buy and drink that blood. Is it worth asking why China's population has long since exceeded a billion... And a thick layer of chocolate
Do you believe in the hurricane-like aphrodisiac power of chocolate?I certainly do. Just imagine, with the arrival of autumn and until spring, every self-respecting women's magazine is obliged to publish a series of articles on the topic of "How to overcome the cold without effort", and each of them necessarily includes a plaid blanket, a favorite book and a cup of hot chocolate (a box of chocolates). It is not surprising that in the city it is easier to start with dessert than to look for where to eat a plate of decent soup. And so on the icy streets, slightly swaying from the pleasure received, there are people who have fallen into the undivided power of chocolate excitement. Solid chemistry and no "cheating": caffeine and theobromine contained in cocoa accelerate the blood and can, quite can make the heart beat faster in anticipation of an erotic adventure. Of course, there are also dates and coconut, which contain arousing vitamin E, but it is difficult to withstand competition with chocolate. Only multifunctional cream can do this. The calcium they contain is responsible for the lifting force. But to be honest, the main secret of any erotic dessert is that it should not be double. Oh, horror, all the secrets are out! All that remains is to remember that the recipe is just a boring set of products that can turn into poetry only at the whim of the author's imagination. That is why for true gourmets, sex will always be appetizing, and food - sexy.
