I do not want to be born! The girl was forced to appear by the court decision

"Hurry to give birth!"- such an idea certainly visited every mother during the last period of pregnancy. Swollen legs, huge stomach, it is impossible to sit comfortably in a chair or in bed, the impression that you are not a woman, or a whale, or a behemoth ... In general, those are still pleasures. Kylie Base sensed them to herself to the fullest. She was pregnant for the third time, the long-awaited girl - an excellent company for the two sons of Kylie - was about to appear. But "just about" - the concept, as it turned out, is very stretchable. "But when you're already born" - with this thought the woman woke up every morning. "And I'm in no hurry," thought the baby in response. Probably, she thought: her thoughts are unknown to us, but Kylie sighed, got out of bed and went to work. In America, after all, maternity leave is laid only after childbirth, and even then for a short time. At work, Kylie was greeted with a friendly: "Have you still not given birth?" The woman sighed again and went to her desk - she works as a clerk in court.Photo: @ americanforkhospital And then - lo and behold!- the contractions began. Kylie rushed to the hospital almost skipping. But when she ran, the contractions stopped. “No, you are not giving birth. It's too early, ”the doctors pronounced the verdict. The next day, Kylie again sadly trudged off to work. "You again?! Are you still pregnant ?! - colleagues were already outraged by this behavior of Kylie's daughter. - Maybe you will stay pregnant? Forever? "" These false contractions, false births are the most unpleasant thing in the last trimester of pregnancy. I was pregnant three times, and each time there were training fights, "-. The unfortunate mother's colleagues no longer had the strength to look at her torment. But how can you help here? Kylie's boss, Judge Lynn Davis, decided to at least defuse the situation. “Let's write her an eviction order. Suddenly it works, ”she suggested to the upset woman. She waved her hand: come on!A photo: @americanforkhospital "You must vacate the occupied territory within three calendar days, counting the days off and holidays," the prescription says. And all because "you cause inconvenience to your mother, including heartburn, swelling and inability to move." And standard sanctions are listed, which will follow if the child does not comply with the court's decision: forced eviction, fine and other troubles. "You can contact the landlord to discuss the details" - these words complete the injunction. "For the first time in 31 years of my work, I sign something similar," Judge Davis admitted. And you know, it worked! 12 hours after Kylie received the letter by e-mail, she began to struggle. The girl, it seems, was very impressed with the strict tone of the official document: she was in such a hurry to appear, that the birth lasted only two hours. The baby was called Gretzel. She is completely healthy, and my mother is just in seventh heaven with happiness, that her daughter is at hand. And not inside.