Above them, the whole Internet is amused. They try to avoid them on the playground. They scandal in public transport. But they do not care. After all, # jasmat is never wrong, it is always right, it knows how best it is for you, for you, for the whole world. Sometimes it's funny, and sometimes scary. On the Web, we found some of the wildest stories with hashtag # jazhmat.

1. Grow a buckwheat

“I was walking the dog (small,Jack Russell Terrier) in the park with other dog owners. We are chatting, the dog is running around, having fun and nothing foreshadows trouble. The mother comes up to me and asks politely: can the child pet the dog. She loves my children, so she allowed it. The boy had a ball, he started playing with my dog. Everything is nice and great. My friend called me, I got distracted (for half a minute), I confess. I turn around, and my dog ​​is tugging her tail and pressing her ears. But the boy throws the ball, she becomes cheerful again, and I start looking at them, standing next to them at a distance of five steps. The "wonderful" mother says to the baby: hit him on the nose. The boy (about 6 years old) hits my dog ​​on the nose with all his might, and the mother laughs, claps him. I yelled at her, took the dog away, and she told me: "Are you sorry to play with him? He's having fun. And he's just a dog."

2. Empathy? What is it?

“Because of a spinal injury for 5 years nowI use a wheelchair. In the summer, my friend and I went to a village where there is a river. The shore is rocky, so we took a place right next to the water so that I could crawl across the sand into the water without hurting my feet on the rocks. At first, a couple of kids just pointed at me, which I got used to and waited for their mom to slap them on the hands, but the opposite happened. It turns out that I got in the way of the kids with myself and my wheelchair, because it makes it inconvenient for them to run to the river. And I scare them with my movements. There was a lot of shouting: like, there is no place for disabled people in areas where there are children."

3. Deceived - think, saved

“There is a trampoline in the park for the little ones.10 minutes costs one hundred rubles. Today I saw mothers who left their children on a trampoline unattended for 30-40 minutes and simply went about their business. The time was up, and there was nowhere to put the children, the parents were not around. What was left for the owners of the attraction? They left them on the trampoline. The mothers came back, took the children and left – of course, they did not want to hear about any additional payment."

4. My child is my property

“18 years old, aspiring model.My mother is categorically against it, she thinks that I will be sold into slavery or simply become a whore. I have a contract with a prestigious modeling agency, and I flew to Asia against my mother's will. It was a successful flight, and a promising trip to Milan is looming ahead. I came home for a couple of days, I tell my parents everything, and my mother seems to have thawed out. Only the next day I woke up without eyebrows. My mother shaved them off. She didn't want me to suffer with nonsense, and anyway, I need to get married and have children. I'm supposed to be flying out tomorrow, but I'm already out of luck, apparently."

5. Mother can not be guilty

“We arrive at a call, three children, and the call is notchildren's, but to grandma's. The children are running around the apartment like crazy, there are three huge pots on the stove. The children (three, four and six years old) are jumping around these ten-liter containers with boiling water. Mom responded to my remark and warning with a grin like "none of your business". Grandma was taken to the hospital, and in the evening our pediatricians went to the same address and hospitalized a three-year-old girl with burns on 70 percent of her body. Mom screamed that the doctor was there in the morning and "jinxed it".

6. Lifestyle - freebie

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7. Instinct of self-preservation? No, I have not heard

" Today.Barbos is a beautiful dog, a Canary Dog. A serious, guard dog. A mother and child are walking towards us. The child sees the dog and runs towards it, hooting. The dog is trained, he knows what children are like. So we just stop and let him touch him. We wait, the child runs to the mother and screams that he wants this dog. The woman comes up to me and says that her child liked the dog. I warn him that the breed is very complex and it would be better to get something simpler. I still don’t understand who I’m talking to. “You don’t understand, my child liked this dog.” I say that the kennels that I know and can recommend don’t have any puppies now, and you shouldn’t buy from breeders. “No, you don’t understand.” He liked this particular dog. And then I begin to understand that something is fishy. I say that this is my dog ​​and I am not going to sell it to anyone. Taking a deep breath, the child's mother started screaming at the top of her lungs that I had stolen her dog and was not giving it back. Several passers-by stopped and started to complain that some homeless person (not that I was one, but I wear rather old and very dirty clothes when I go for a walk) was stealing a dog from a family with a child. The thieves were driving by and pulled me over. Considering my appearance and the mother and child, the police could have sided with her. While the woman was telling the police how I had run up and snatched the leash from the child's hands, my brain finally got over the surprise and started working. I gave the command to "sit" and threw the leash on the ground. I said: "Okay, if it's yours, take it." My dog ​​listens completely to me, and secondarily to my wife. He won't listen to anyone else. And here is a woman, who looks like she weighs about 50 kilograms, trying to pull the leash that is attached to a 60-kilogram dog by force. This demonstration, oddly enough, was enough for passers-by and the police. Laughing, they left, but the woman was still trying to move the dog from its place. I was fed up with this farce. I did something terrible - I took the muzzle off the dog. And then I gave the command "guard". I grabbed the leash just in case. One growl was enough for the child and his mother to hurry off to their business. How they planned to cope with such a dog themselves, if I gave the dog to them - I do not know. For me, this looked like an attempt to win the Darwin Award. A dog whose distrust of strangers is raised to the absolute would have destroyed this idiot after the first minutes alone. In a word - a suicide."

8. Toilet - where there is a dash

“Once I was riding with a friend in a minibus –A Gazelle with 15 seats. At the next stop, two women with a bunch of children get on. One is still very small, the others are 3-4 years old. We give them our seats, and my friend and I stand by the door. A few minutes later, the older child starts whining that he wants to go to the toilet. The woman takes him, leads him to the door (where we are standing, I remind you), takes off his pants and says: "Pee!" The minibus continues moving. I am indignant. And the other one starts yelling in response that I don't understand anything, that I don't have children, but if I had my own, I would understand! When asked if she allows her child to pee on the floor at home, she swears. One woman rightly remarked that if the child can't hold it in, then let him wear diapers. The other passengers somehow came to life and started yelling at the driver to stop. He was taken aback, slowed down, forced the mother to go outside and do her "I am a mother" business outside (right on the road, why take the child so far?). The rest of the way I listened to him tell me that I had "no child, no kitten", and in general I was a street girl, where would you find someone like that?"

9. But not like everyone else

“I’m sitting at home, it’s midday, it’s hot outside, the window is open.From the playground in the yard comes the stern voice of a young mother: "Peppa. Peppa! Peppa, come here, I say!" I want to believe that Peppa is a dog, and not a child who will soon be going to school."

10. I did not give birth - not a man

“Today I decided to meet my friendschool, haven't seen each other for five years since graduation. Of course, I took the kids to the meeting: Marishka with Sonechka and little Lerka. So, I call her to ask. What kind of children's playroom are we going to? And she says, like, what playroom, she thought we'd sit in a cafe, drink coffee or order some good wine with sushi. And that she doesn't have children! I didn't go out with her. At 22, she has no children, what's there to talk about with her, a childless alcoholic."

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