Funny pearls from school essays

Sense of humor teachers do not occupy, especiallythat pupils often give occasion to laugh. By October 5, World Teacher's Day, "Antenna" has made a selection of funny blunders from school notebooks. Our consultant in humor is a teacher, winner of the Runet Award "Positive content" in the nomination "Personal teacher's site" Irina Tikhonova.Photo: GettyImagesRaskolnikov rented an apartment. The landlady reminded me every day of the rent. This at least someone will drive mad. In the foreground of this picture are sitting two inverted keel-up girls. Othello became furious and strangled Desdemona. A kind dog Sharikov was implanted in the body of a drunkard. In the mountains stood a monastery. Mtsyri lived in it. One armor escaped ... The Earth's axis is only an imaginary line, but the Earth still manages to somehow rotate on it. I agree with the author, and whoever does not agree, except that the so-called public parasite. There are so many homeless animals, that sometimes you think about your life. In the absence of Onegin Tatyana often went to his office, where gradually from the girl turned into a woman.Photo: vk.comThe author asks me if I want to be a worm. The worm life is terrible, because they only know how to poke around in the ground. The teacher disposes of the soil for the germination of future knowledge. Matrena sends everyone to the path of truth. Life must be lived so that there are few white spots. You remember the time when you sit at a desk with an outstretched hand. You feel the warmth coming from the mouth of the teacher. What a pity that soon in my life there will not be such teachers who gave me the head of knowledge. I suddenly fell ill with a place that fostered a feeling of love for the mother, respect and memory of her. Tatiana, as an unnecessary trash, was taken to the bride's fair. There she learned her true price.Photo: vk.com Onegin is a kind fellow who came to the sick uncle in the hope of finding him dead. Onegin's fate differs sharply from the fate of man, although it is very similar. Tatiana, bored by her lover, makes her way to his bedroom. The heroine grasps disappointment. Plyushkin goes about wearing short clothes, does not eat anything but water, and offers Chichikov vodka with flies. But, you see, it's unpleasant to drink with insects. And what do we hear during the confession of Mtsyri? What he never ate for all the time. The main character of the novel has a pleasant appearance, but an unpleasant interior. Lermontov's creativity has not lost its sense of smell and radiantness. We are proud that the Decembrists were hanged on our land, Pushkin was killed, Lermontov's soul was suffering and Gogol's troika was flying.Photo: vk.All novels, novels, plays and dramas teach us to live beautifully. Raskolnikov cocked the old woman, and then feared that militia would come for him. On the battlefield, screams and moans of the dead were heard. Natasha Rostov wanted to say something, but the open door closed her "When the fog cleared, the prince saw the Tatar-Mongol yoke." Though I glance at Paris with one eye ... "Kutuzov dreamed. The heads, spinning with success, stood in place. Gogol's nose is filled with the deepest content. He walked back to the loosened, gait ... The back thought stood like a rod in dampened his soul. First successes of Pierre Bezukhov in love were bad - he immediately married. Poets of the XIX century were light-minded people: they were often killed in duels.Photo: vk.In ancient times, monkeys walked naked, and when the glacier came, they covered themselves with hair, and this helped them to become people ... Shvabrin raised a candle and saw on the walls of the room the terrible mugs of bedbugs. Oblomov liked to lie on the couch alone. This he does not understand us, young modern readers ... During the war of 1812 Tolstoy draws Natasha completely ugly, with a big mouth. People like Natasha Rostov are needed in our lives. They are needed everywhere: on land, at sea, and in the desert. Tolstoy depicts the return of Bolkonsky to the old mighty oak. MOLCHALIN is the most colorful representative of that light. Who knows what kind of wife Sofia would be if she was led by Molchanin's bait. CHATSKY beats against the wall, striding with biting strokes and harsh monologues.Photo: vk.It was difficult to deceive the Musketeers because they thought about three. Anya, sitting on a chair, slept and casually ate a roll. The younger brother married a frog and was very pleased, and the older brothers got a real jab in their wives. Many have seen in her life the old woman Izergil shares on three independent parts. Also the author rests on the place that has a high sense. The head rose to her rightful place and began to work in one direction - study.Photo: vk.com The phrases of teachers who remember more than one generationAnd you did not forget your head at home? I only put the two in pencil ... And do I put an estimate for two too? Who will go to the board? The forest of the hands ... If no one wants to answer, I open the magazine and go through the list. If you know everything, get up in my place and have a lesson! And I'll sit, pohihikayu.Vyudi and go okay. Who's on duty? Why is the board dirty? Again sick? Inflammation of cunning? Diary on my desk. Tomorrow you will come to school with your parents.What, do you need a special invitation? I am the last letter in the alphabet. You would all hicani and hahanki. The door is open, I hear everything!1/7 Photo: vk.com Photo: vk.com Photo: vk.com Photo: vk.comPhoto: vk.comPhoto: vk.comPhoto: vk.comI'll repeat it again for the especially gifted. Pass the sheets of paper to the first desk. If you don't know math, how will you calculate change at the store? You'll graduate from school with a certificate! This is not a class, but an oak grove. Tell everyone, we want to laugh too. Do you also stick gum on the table at home? Don't come tomorrow without your parents. I see everything! I won't figure out who copied from whom! Shut your mouths, open your notebooks. Tomorrow the period will turn into two. You look at the book, you see a fig!