Beer attempt

- I was sitting at home with my two-year-old daughter while her motherwas at work, - writes one of the men. - I drank beer and for a moment I went to the toilet, leaving a mug on the dresser. By that time my daughter already knew perfectly well that one could not take other people's things. But I guessed that this circle was a very big temptation for her. Father was not mistaken. As soon as he disappeared from the field of vision, as a cunning little girl put a chair to the chest of drawers, climbed up on it and grabbed a mug. "I came back just at the moment when she took a good sip. She did not like the taste, she immediately spit out the beer. Since then he calls beer a byaka. But my mother did not tell me about this incident! Now I pray to God that his wife does not read this story, - the man jokes. But other visitors of the forum were less fortunate - their own children handed them over with all the guts.Photo: GettyImages

The case of sugar beetles

- One night I was afraid as I wantedice cream, '' another dad recalls. - My 4-year-old daughter was asleep, but suddenly got out of her crib and caught me at the refrigerator. I offered her a piece, but since she was supposed to be in bed, I warned her: not a word to my mother. She promised that she would not sneak, but the daughter, like a real woman, whose name is deceit, immediately went to her mother. “Dad gave me ice cream, and now sugar bugs will start in my mouth! Brush my teeth again! ”Fortunately, Mom was fine with a sense of humor, and the next day she made fun of her husband. She hates to clean them! - the offended dad was indignant. But that's nothing. Another man was set up by a one and a half year old son who can't even talk! Left alone with the child, the father forgot to remove the ashtray from the bedside table. And he went to take a shower. Suddenly there was silence in the apartment. Any parent knows this is a sure sign of disaster. Dad ran out of the bathroom and found that the kid had reached the ashtray, knocked it over on himself and was now enthusiastically smearing the ashes all over himself. “The ashes were everywhere - on hands, on clothes, even in my mouth! I washed him, changed his clothes, even joked not to tell my mother anything, although he knows only four words. But when the wife returned, the son immediately went up to her, put the pen in his diaper, pulled out a handful of ashes and poured it on the floor!Photo: GettyImages

"You yourself have resolved!"

Prudent mothers protect their child fromprofanity. And if the child still gives something indecent, then at first they fall into a stupor, and then they begin to look for the "source of evil." But many popes believe that the scruples of children's lips - it's funny .- We were watching the movie "Gods of Egypt" with my 9-year-old daughter, although my wife was against it. And suddenly my daughter asked: "Dad, can I say bad words while this movie is going on? I will not tell my mother anything, "the father says. Papa was surprised, but agreed. I thought that it would not go any further than some relatively harmless "fool" or "rubbish". But the girl surprised him so surprised. Such a choice mate the stupefied dad had not heard. "After she said it, she paused and looked at me," the man recalls. Now with a laugh. - And looking at my dangling jaw was surprised - they say, you did!Photo: GettyImages

Look Into the Abyss

Laughter laughs, and some stories makeshudder. For example, the story of the father of a two-year-old boy. "He left his son alone on the balcony. He has a lot of toys there. There was nothing to worry about - he could not squeeze through the bars of the grid, he could not fall out, "the father says. - Himself went to wash the dishes, but at some point something seemed to push me - he decided to check whether everything is in order. And it turned out that it's not right. The kid somehow moved over the railing and stood on a narrow ledge. As the father did not turn gray at that moment - remains a mystery. The man was able to pull himself together and did not cry, for the boy could be frightened and fall. And then he saw Dad and quietly climbed over the bars of the fence back to the balcony. This is the number! "" I did not leave him alone on the balcony anymore. "Father Dad concluded the situation from the situation. What can not but rejoice.

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