Beer attempt

— I was sitting at home with my two-year-old daughter while sheMom was at work, - writes one of the men. - I was drinking beer and went to the toilet for a second, leaving the mug on the dresser. By that time, my daughter already knew very well that you can’t take other people’s things. But he guessed that this mug was a very big temptation for her. Her father was not mistaken. As soon as he disappeared from sight, the cunning girl moved a chair to the dresser, climbed on it and grabbed the mug. - I returned just as she took a good sip. She didn’t like the taste, she spat out the beer right away. Since then, she calls beer nasty. But she didn’t tell her mom about this incident! Now I pray to God that my wife doesn’t read this story, - the man jokes. But other forum visitors were less lucky - their own children gave them away, guts and all.Photo: GettyImages

The case of sugar beetles

- One night I really wanted toice cream, - recalls another dad. - My 4-year-old daughter was sleeping, but suddenly crawled out of her crib and caught me at the refrigerator. I offered her a piece, but since she had to stay in bed, I warned her: not a word to Mom. She promised that she would not tell on me. But the daughter, like a real woman whose name is cunning, immediately went to her mother. "Daddy gave me ice cream, and now I'm going to get sugar bugs in my mouth! Brush my teeth again!" Fortunately, Mom had a sense of humor, and the whole next day she teased her husband. - She ratted me out because of brushing my teeth! She hates brushing them! - the offended dad was indignant. But that's nothing. Another man was set up by his one and a half year old son, who can't even talk! Left alone with the child, the father forgot to remove the ashtray from the nightstand. And he went to take a shower. Suddenly, the apartment went silent. Any parent knows: this is a sure sign of disaster. Dad ran out of the bathroom and discovered that the little one had reached the ashtray, knocked it over on himself and was now enthusiastically smearing ashes all over himself. - There was ashes everywhere - on his hands, on his clothes, even in his mouth! I washed him, changed his clothes, even joked that he shouldn't tell his mother anything, although he only knows four words. But when his wife returned, the son immediately went up to her, stuck his hand in his diaper, pulled out a handful of ashes and poured them on the floor!Photo: GettyImages

"You yourself have resolved!"

Prudent mothers protect their children fromobscene language. And if the child does say something indecent, they first fall into a stupor, and then start looking for the “source of evil”. But many fathers think that obscenities from children’s lips are funny. “My 9-year-old daughter and I were watching the film “Gods of Egypt”, although my wife was against it. And suddenly my daughter asked: “Dad, can I say bad words while this film is on? I won’t say anything to Mom,” the father says. Dad was surprised, but agreed. He thought that things would not go further than some relatively harmless “fool” or “scum”. But the girl surprised him so much. The stunned dad had not heard such choice obscenities for a long time. “After speaking, she paused and looked at me,” the man recalls. Now with a laugh. “And looking at my slack jaw, she was surprised - like, you allowed it!”Photo: GettyImages

Look Into the Abyss

Laughter is laughter, but some stories make you laughshudder. Here, for example, is a story from a father of a two-year-old boy. “I left my son alone on the balcony. He had a bunch of toys there. There was nothing to worry about – he wouldn’t have squeezed through the bars, there was no way he could have fallen out,” says the dad. “I went to wash the dishes myself, but at some point something seemed to push me – I decided to check if everything was okay. And it turned out that it wasn’t okay. The kid somehow got over the railing and was standing on a narrow ledge. How the father didn’t turn gray at that moment remains a mystery. Fortunately, the man managed to pull himself together and didn’t start screaming, because the boy could have gotten scared and fallen. And then he saw his dad and calmly climbed over the bars of the fence back onto the balcony. What a show!” “I never left him alone on the balcony again.” The unfortunate dad drew conclusions from the situation. Which is good news.

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