Vika Dzhemalinskaya, 2.9 years:

Photo:The Dzhemalinsky Family“Mom is beautiful, dad is handsome, and even Alina (older sister) is beautiful, but for some reason I’m just small.”“Vika, let’s tie a ponytail, you’ll walk around beautiful!” “I don’t want to be beautiful, I want to walk around normally.”“Mom, give me some candy.” “Will it stick in your butt?” “Nooo, I’ll eat it with my mouth.”Playing in the sand at sea. “Vika, what are you doing?” “I’m digging the sea!”

Lenya Kravtsov, 4 years

A photo: Family KravtsovyV shop comes adult woman. Lyonya comes up to her and asks: “What is your name?” - “And how will you call me: aunt, grandmother or by name and patronymic?” He thought a little: “By name and patronymic!” The visitor answers: “Me Name is Olga Petrovna! ”Lenya with importance:“ Then you call me Leonid Vladimirovich! ”Lenya:“ Mom and Dad! We urgently need another child! ”Mom:“ Why, we have you! ”Lenya:“ Mom, you do not understand! You and your dad have adult toothpaste for two, so I want my children's toothpaste to be for two too! ”Who is the funniest kid? You can vote on the last page!

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