15 actions of parents for which children blush

You know, I have an old family archive.black and white photograph, which is codenamed "Natalia sits on a pot and eats a felt boot." No, I won't show it to you. Firstly, because I am not fully dressed in it. Secondly, I am there with a little more than a year, and I look like a big steam pie. Thirdly, because the name of the picture very accurately reflects the essence of the captured event. And my older brother has a photo where he stands, holding a bench, and looks into the camera with big frightened eyes. Looks very nice, definitely nicer than me. But if this is not to know that a second before the click of the shutter, he did a little bit in his pants. Our biggest nightmare with him is that these photos will be made public. But you could! When I behaved badly, when I was already a teenager, my mother threatened me a couple of times that she would show that same photo to my friends. I was ready to burn with shame from perspective alone, so it worked flawlessly. Surely everyone has such a story. Community dwellers shared the most shameful cases when parents made them blush. “When I was 15 years old, my mother prepared a contract that included a ban on kissing, meetings without the presence of adults and sleeping together. It was the first time in my life that I started dating a guy, and my boyfriend and I had to sign this contract. And my mother then hung a contract on the wall. ”Photo: GettyImages2. “When I was in the ninth grade, I called friends to see a movie with me. My father decided that we were too noisy. Therefore, he left the bedroom, dressed in some greasy panties, which were so big for him that his household was visible. He went out, yelled at me and my friends, and went back. ”3. “When I was in college, my mother went crazy because I was receiving a lot of messages. She checked all the rooms they came from and asked about everyone to whom they belong. And she even called one of the numbers and told me not to dare to write anymore. ”4. “My father loves to make stupid jokes when I invite friends from college for dinner. Once, when we were almost done, he looked at me and the guys and said: “So, now let's talk about how your body is changing.” 5. “My mother taught us biology. When it came to the subject of human reproduction, she said: “Someday you all will have sex ...” With these words she poked a pointer at me and added: “Besides you, you will never have sex.” 6. “My mom asked my boyfriend if he had an erection because of me.” 7. "At the wedding of my younger sister, my father first called her a false name, and then danced hip-hop instead of his father's dance." 8. “In high school, my friends and I dyed my hair, and my mother said that now we look like we have sperm in our hair.” 9. “Once my father and I were running alongside in the gym on the treadmills. Nearby, a woman with a very impressive chest was stretching. My father was wearing headphones, but he forgot about them and yelled: “She doesn’t have boobs, but balloons!” The whole audience heard it. The woman burst into paint, and I was thinking to run away. ”10. “When I was 15, I had a boyfriend who wore jeans low on the thighs so that the elastic of panties or the top of the buttocks were visible. My mother couldn't stand him. One evening, she drank too much, lowered her pants, showed us her ass and said: “This is what will happen if you don’t learn to wear a belt.” 11. “My parents and I went home, and came across girls who had gathered at a hen party. They were all in pink dresses and lined up in front of a limousine to take pictures. Instead of just passing by, my father decided to jump in front of them with a wild howl - just to ruin the frame. ”Photo: GettyImages12.“When I was 12, I had a bad habit: when I came home, I would pull my jeans down with my panties on and throw them on the floor. My mom threatened to hang my panties on the mailbox in front of the house if I did it again. Of course, I did. When I came home from school, I saw my panties on the mailbox.” 13. “My mother and I had an argument when she was dropping me off at school. She said that if I didn’t change my tone, she would get out of the car and dance right in front of the school, in what she was wearing. That is, in her nightgown. I didn’t believe that she would do it. But she danced until I ran inside the school.” 14. “When I was in school, my father often took part in triathlons and shaved his legs - they say it helps improve aerodynamics. When my friends and I walked into the house, my father stood up and offered to touch his legs so that we could see how smooth they were.” 15. "I was a cheerleader in high school and I got my period before a performance. I texted my mom to get me some tampons. As we were warming up, my mom came running into the room waving a box of tampons and yelling, 'I got you some tampons! I hope they're big enough.' The box said 'Super Big'. Have you had similar experiences? Share in the comments!