Photo: Gettyimages1. Music, programs and movies with obscene words. Earlier you did not pay attention to profanity. Well, or just accepted that it is now everywhere. But as soon as you hear from your baby the word "B" or some other expressive letter, your favorite channel will be the channel of children's cartoons. And this, alas, is correct! 2. Tired - asleep On Saturday you were tired after cleaning, and on Sunday you decided to sleep longer than usual? No matter how it is! That is, if your baby still sleeps during the day, of course, you can take advantage of this. But if you happen to fall asleep in the living room where the child is playing, you risk waking up with a face painting, a wild manicure or even a bandage, because you have been adorned and cured all this time. Sleep will not, but a portion of laughter and good mood is guaranteed.
Photo: Gettyimages3.Sides of the bedYou used to have your own side where you slept like a star. Now you have a corner at best, because the star sleeps next to you. But when this little bundle snuggles up to you, who is the happiest? 4. Hot coffee in the morningYou will understand what it is like to want coffee madly, brew it, pour it and forget about it. Then heat it up in the microwave and forget about it again. And so on ad infinitum. Not because you suddenly started having memory problems, but simply because the baby woke up. Change the diaper, change clothes, feed, change again because you turned over the porridge, and change yourself at the same time. And so on ad infinitum. Instead of coffee, you will finish drinking baby juices and eating the baby's purees.
Photo: Gettyimages5. Eating on a schedule If the child is hungry, you will not convince him to wait for dinner at 7:00 pm, when the whole family gathers at the table. You can try, of course, but, as a rule, children set their diet regime. Have to adjust. And in general, mothers usually stand next to the table, serving the household. Well, or at best - sitting all served. Shower alone. Who still remembers what a 20-minute hot bath with salt and foam is, it's not you! You are nowhere and never will be left alone. The closed door to the child acts like a red rag on the bull, especially if there's a mother behind this door. At best, you will have 3 minutes for a lightning jump and the same lightning jump from the bathroom, until no one understands anything and jumps along with you.
Photo: Gettyimages7. High Heels Forget! Heels unequivocally do not combine with a sports suit and a stain from a children's vomiting. By the way, about dresses, too, for a while will have to be forgotten, so you do not need heels at all. Never preferred comfort to beauty? You will begin. 8. Hiking and traveling Earlier for a trip you needed one bag. Well, well, two. Now it's so easy you will not get away. It's amazing how many necessary things are needed for a crumb. Only the first-aid kit will be pounded with funds for all occasions. The number of clothes should be with a margin, and do not forget about food and toys. Even if you planned a trip only to the store.
Photo: Gettyimages9.Order in the houseThis definition itself is losing its relevance. Everything you put in its place will be on the floor again in a second. Previously, you cleaned once a day, now you will have to put something away somewhere constantly, and you will still stumble over toys.10. Work ends at 6 pmAnd again, I will disappoint you - this "work" does not end at all. It is around the clock, moreover, unpaid and with a restless capricious boss. But it is creative. And it will require from you miracles of artistry, musical and culinary art, and at the same time acrobatics. And you are guaranteed to learn how to plan your day, you will literally become an expert in time management. Before you became a mother, you did not know so many nuances and subtleties of living with a child. But we do not want to scare you. Only with the appearance of the baby do you understand how great it is that someone so small occupies such a huge place in life.
